Nassural

1. One who seems to be a natural asshole. 2. Somebody who cannot stop being an asshole.

Guy 1: "did you hear what John did to Mike the other day?"

Guy 2: "no what?"

Guy 1: "He sold Mike's Xbox because Mike wouldn't let him watch Jersey Shore.

Guy 2: "What a nassural."

by Hockey_Guy10 November 4, 2010

naser

a huge kaalaa

u naser!

by farhan June 7, 2004

Nasseri

1. A persian name for a feminine boy

2. Usually a nickname given to someone in a Gay/Lesbian community.

Cool Kid: Yo Bijan! Your a Nasseri
Bijan: Hey!!! quit making fun of me! Please Stop it!
Cool Kid: that kids a fucking D-Bag!
Bijan: Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop...etc

by Nico-swave August 5, 2010

nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

Ali Naser

A dickhead with a big nose, has no game, thinks he’s hot, but is actually an ugly jokeman. Does shit in school, set 8 weirdo, chases after little kids and loves taking 4 dicks up his arse, and 4 down his throat.

“Oh ffs it’s Ali Naser”

by Ur father in law October 17, 2021

Nasserism

Stupid misuse of words by someone who thinks he is intelligent! Usually the verbosity is close to the intended word, and subtle enough that only truly intelligent persons catch it. Idiot-speak.

Did you hear that nasserism? She said, "our students need edumacation now more than ever".

by Calmaura February 18, 2011

Nasserfied

When an Omani portrays himself as a hardcore gangster yet responds to the sighting of a Nasser in a frightful and girlish way. The Omani then proceeds to take revenge on the harmless Nasser, by brutally murdering it ( halal style of course), and leaving the Nassers dismembered corpse in a communal smoking area. This most likely occurred outside a block GH, hence the putrid and pungent smell outside the building. Investigators are currently analysing the disturbing footage as recorded by the CCTV camera outside the building, in hopes of bringing this Omani in for questioning. Should this man be recognised and punished for his criminal offence, he will have been 'Nasserfied'.

Person A: Omani, where is the cat?
Omani: wh...wha...wood is dis?
Person A: You kill the cat because it's not in your flat!
Omani: Yes Yes I stab that cat I like.
Person A: I'm going to the Police to get you Nasserfied.

by Nasser the Cat June 1, 2011