Narwhalsome

Only said when you discover something that awesome just doesn't cover.

Me: Holy fucking balls, I just wrote a song.
Friend: What is it?
Me: What If I Rode Narwhals Into The Sunset?
Friend: Dude, that's narwhalsome.

by Mister Grinch February 18, 2011

naralis

Naralis will just be nice to you at first but then when you get to know her she got a big ass head.

Naralis- Big ass head eating McDonald’s in Florida

by Naralis May 3, 2021

Norwalk

Norwalk.... how do i describe thee.... hows about the crappy used toliet paper that is sitting in the shitter of Connecticut. New Haven and Bridgeport are the craps and Norwalk is the brwon ass wiping material. Its got a pretty scetchy neighbor hood that New Caananers fear to tred on and a poliece station that norwalkers fear to tred near. If you want a quick beverage from the local chinese food/cleaners located convieniently next to the behemouth po-po station. as they say down there: "Peace my homie"

o shit the po po is comming! hide the crack and the new cannaners!!

by Rowayton_r_us April 5, 2005

NorwalkCity.com

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Where would NorwalkCity.com direct me to? To Norwalk City.com of course.

by NorwalkCity.com September 27, 2003

Narwhal

Verb

When a male has an apadravya or reverse PA genital piercing and removes the jewelry before ejaculation and he shoots out the top of his penis.

I just narwhalled up her nose.

by karcus_katharsis April 15, 2011

narwhal

any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"

OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.

by Dewgong Kochblacher April 1, 2009

Narwhal

*Verb* Na-r-wa-ll Present: Narwhal Past: Narwhalled

The act of unexpectedly kicking a female in the vagina and yelling "NARWHAL!" either before or after the kick.

This can happen suddenly while in conversation or by walking up and performing it.

This act may come from either a male or female, but males find much more joy and humor in it.

EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Hi Georges! How are you?
Boy: Oh hey Lisa, I'm great. How are you?
Girl: Oh I'm pretty good myse-
Boy (Unexpectedly): NARWHAL! *Kicks*


EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, yesterday Noah narwhalled me! It hurt so fricking bad!

Girl 2: Oh I know! I got narwhalled by John today. He narwhalled me so hard that I was lifted off the ground and his shoe got stuck!

by Roberto Miller March 17, 2009