Boredom Nap

A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.

John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."

by W****R April 22, 2011

Baltimore nap

When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream

"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"

by R-Dizzy September 23, 2013

dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma

Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.

by CAPTAIN CREAM ⚓ September 24, 2015

Netflix Nap

A Netflix nap is when you take a rest in your bed during the day or evening and watch Netflix, tucked in with a blanket. It's not really sleeping but it is the same since you are so cozy (and you could fall asleep).

Wow is it two already? <Yawn> I'm going to go to my room and take a Netflix nap. If I fall asleep, wake me up for dinner.

by Caykelmom July 20, 2016

Nap Taste

The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.

Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.

by Rake Judolph June 2, 2011

Nut and Nap

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens

"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."

by GodifTitsAndWine October 1, 2018

laundry nap

After you do your laundry, you put all your warm clothes on your bed and take a nap in them, preferably naked.

Jeff: Dude, wtf are you doing?

Charles: Taking a laundry nap. You have to try it before the end of the semester.

Jeff: Okay, but can you put your clothes back on.

by s3xpanth3r May 4, 2010