Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.

Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.

by twitchyone February 4, 2010

nakeita

A victorious person. Overcomes all obstacles.
She never gives up on what she puts her mind too.
Has a beautiful heart and would give her last.

I wish you were just like Nakeita!

by phenomenon1324 July 3, 2015

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

naked mile

College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie

Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again

by JDawg3010 December 29, 2006

Scream and Go naked

An amazing beverage which includes a 30 Rack of your favorite beer, a handle of vodka, 3 cans of lemonade concentrate and a cup of sugar. Mix all together and drink for a fun time.

The 5-Amigo's drank mad Scream and Go Naked over Mondo's house the other night.

by Paul Salvo August 31, 2004

Hop, Skip, and Go Naked

n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, and a container of Country Time lemonade mix. Stir all contents together in a gatorade cooler, and add a 5 lb bag of ice.

"When you try 'Hop, Skip, and Go Naked' you will be like, "Wtf is this? It tastes so good!""

"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."

by Reamster December 29, 2007