Mute

What you say when one of the boys starts talking absolute nonsense or arguing a pointless point. A quick way to tell them to shut up or take a breather before things get worse. Mate cannot talk until voted to be unmuted.

Mate: Talking nonsense near huzz
Me: Mute

Mate: Trying to prove a point thats useless
Me: Mute, go for a walk.

Mate: "I reckon pineapple on pizza is a crime."
Me: "Mute. Go sit facing the corner"

Mate: "I can definitely out-bench you, no worries."
Me: "Mute."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Muted mephone4

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.

I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳

by w33zerbluealbum July 21, 2024

Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.

Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.

by schobalt April 22, 2020

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

bacon mute

bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!

Bacon mute is the best mute

by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 25, 2021