Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff floss

when you givehead to a guy or a girl and their pubes get stuck between your teeth

have you been muff flossing?

by robysta March 14, 2003

Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff

Steve is the next muff jedi

by King Saviola May 12, 2004

Muff Uniform

-Uggs and a black North Face fleece on a girl
-Usually seen traveling in packs

-Common among sorority gals

Eric: Whats your muff count today?
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.

Eric: They travel in packs for safety

by Japfar March 5, 2010

muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

moffed

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008