monte gents

sandton boys have relocated and have become scarier. if you have a hun she's not yours, she is getting chowed by the chipmunks statues, monte gents are luh twizzys who gather in groups of 5+ and are told to come and pose for music videos.

yoh did you hear? that hun is getting passed like a choef at white jols by these monte gents

be careful! monte gents bite

by indianhun111 June 18, 2022

Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!

Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!

by that girlie b June 29, 2022

the 'Mont

The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.

Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!

by danstanton September 10, 2022

monte

literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33

someone: "hey whos monte?"
me (max): "literally the best person to exist!!"

by maxypoopii November 3, 2022

Mont Belvieu

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!

Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!

by BH4EVR April 27, 2022

monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.

"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"

by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022

MONTE RIMJ0B

A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022