Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by PUNCH-OUT!!! June 26, 2023

monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by .yki November 18, 2019

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 08, 2017

Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.

Hey you want to play monopoly

by Jkdeeznuts May 05, 2022

Monopoly

*Soviet National Anthem plays*

"Disney is a monopoly."

by Tallwhiteguy546 July 02, 2020

Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

Monopoliical

1. Having to do with Monopoly (game)

2.Monopoliical evening (game night, not just Monopoly)
3. Monopoliical life (playing Monopoly,or games, all the time)

1. You can use that charm as a monopoliical piece.
2. Invite everyone to my house I feel like having a monopoliical evening!
3. I love playing Monopoly and other games with friends! We share a monopoliical life.

by Cywhea December 11, 2020