monkey

Monkey is a code word for vagina.

Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.

by acidsnowman July 10, 2005

monkey

creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.

Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!

by Mark May 21, 2004

the monkey

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

by PoomPlex October 17, 2007

monkey

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

by Sangrizz January 28, 2004

Monkey

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

by Glennifer May 09, 2005

monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 17, 2004

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

by m-dogg March 19, 2005