Moses Mobile

ANY emergency vehicle driving down the street, with it`s sirens going.

"Dude, get out of the way, the Moses Mobile is coming"

by giggitygiggitygoo May 13, 2008

moistes

Damp testicles

After a long, hot day at the park, I had to separate my moistes from my thigh

by shadowbreakz July 30, 2018

moisez

He Kewl

Moisez.

by moisez September 26, 2018

moistest

Moister then moist.

I was rubbing ointment on my upper lip with a sponge. when I took it off it was the moistest it had ever been

by moistest December 2, 2018

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him

You such a Timothy Moses

by Papi Timo October 19, 2020