mike

to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.

Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.

by Mr Stability February 04, 2010

Miking

A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+

"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"

by Araballz January 25, 2009

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 08, 2010

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 07, 2018

Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo March 10, 2016