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The Midwest

theres literally fucking nothing in here
Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT
by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022
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Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.
It's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!
by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024
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United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.
Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?
by sealandic based man November 12, 2022
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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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the rise and fall of a midwest princess

Album by Chappell Roan. Includes songs about general love, lesbian love, queer acceptance, and others. Bangers all around, no skips.
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
by randominusII August 4, 2024
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Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018
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Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.
“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”
by Mikey5w March 31, 2022
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