Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022

Matty Grimes

Has the biggest dick on the planet.

Matty Grimes has the biggest dick on the planet.

by Minu123 April 18, 2022

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

Matti is a scammer

Matti didnt give me happy meal eventho i pinged him for hours ago

Matti is a scammer being defined as: A helper to be matti is a scammer

by Kaspi September 23, 2021

Matty's Server

Dead Server in discord.

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}

by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020

Matti Bravo

Matti Bravo is very kind, sweet, and has a great sense of style. She has the BEST comebacks and don't ever get on her bad side. She's super talented at sports and in academics but she can be insecure.

Person 1: Matti the baddieeee.
Person 2: YEA AND MATTI BRAVO SO TALENTED

by BADDIE February 24, 2021