matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

by loomisme September 27, 2023

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Matty Grimes

Has the biggest dick on the planet.

Matty Grimes has the biggest dick on the planet.

by Minu123 April 18, 2022

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Mattie Boombatty

SomeOne that would like to do sexual things to his/hers sibling but the only thing stopping them is the fact they are blood related.

Man1: would you do things to your sister if she wasn't your sister ?

Man2: yeah probs !!

Man3: ewww Mattie Boombatty

by wag1rudeboi March 26, 2020

Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022