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She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Best trust niggah in the game and she smells VERY VEY GOOD

Also urban being a bitch so don’t read the rest down below

She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
by A_real_blackie_ July 17, 2019
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A semi derogatory title temporarily assigned to any person within a group of gay men and hot women while the group ridicules that person .
Omg girl look at Mary over there sitting on that weirdo’s lap. You gotta go get him this time I’m done babysitting his ass.
by Myowndragon May 5, 2019
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A great friend she is beautiful and deserves love and respect in the world
she is a very epic person and is nice

she will defend you from haters'
she is a very powerful enemy that you dont wanna make
she will protecc
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she protecc

she attacc
but most importantly she always has ur back

wissal: mary is awesome
Tina: Ikr
by Wissals bestie February 2, 2021
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Mary Is a typical name also known as Maria. People associate this name as a biblical name. Mary’s are usually the opposite of anything biblical. Mary or Maria are chill women, great personality, thick, pretty face, Hispanic, love music, thoughtful, kind, great friend, great side piece, not the best cook, and love to eat. They have a bad temper, crazy, physcho, they cry wolf, will call the police to put a restraining order, works out hard and drink just as hard to stabilize weight, Experienced bar hopper, puts out by the third day, drives home under the influences, loves wine Wednesday’s, loves to talk trash about ex boyfriends, and then text them, you miss this pussy.
Mary is my side piece who I see on the weekend and during lunch hours.
by Barr Nass February 18, 2019
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The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.

But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.

Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
by Maaary! November 27, 2007
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Mary is a strong leader and a reliable friend. She will always be by your side and very funny. Mary's can't always be trusted. They are very pretty and get good grades.
Mary-very pretty and get good grades.

The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.
by Kary Woodeater April 13, 2017
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Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!

Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by ChelConn January 8, 2010
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