Marty Farty

To continually make the same mistake and not realize that it was a mistake, therefore repeating the same error over and over again. Someone who has toxic-gas between the ears. Many doctors believe this type of illness is caused by an; obsessive-compulsive disorder believing that one can control things, events and even people if one can control time. In bizzare cases; one might even believe that the clock is plotting against them, putting the individual in an unhealthy and fearful state of mind. In laymens term; "shithead". There is NO known cure.

How many times are you going to Marty Farty the ball up the middle with 8 defensive players in the box?

by Painter Steve C. November 11, 2006

marty bum

Depressed, shit-house, feeling down. A UK term. As referred to in a couple popular songs by the Arctic Monkeys and Radiohead.

When I'm feeling marty bum I crack open a beer

by Johan22 October 5, 2006

Marty robbins

A country nigga whomst dick is big, reffered to as big dick marty. If you arent aware Marty is probably giving your wife the big iron, while making that pussy fart harder then good mexican food in el paso.

Ono its big dick marty, and hes hanging my bitch tonight!

Marty robbins-nigga

by Sreggin_kcuf_1776 October 25, 2018

Party Marty

Someone with a full calendar.

Hey, would you like to come over and help me move?

I can't because I have 3 parties to go to today.

You're such a "Party Marty"!

by Party Hardy Marty November 30, 2009

Marty the lobster

Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .

Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*

by DepresdMustache April 5, 2010

Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021