Mario

A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.

Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.

by MinecraftGuatemalan June 30, 2017

Mario

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.

“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”

by 2inchpinch June 6, 2020

Mario

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"

by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011

Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

Mario

A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.

Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you

by StandwithTaylor July 5, 2019

Mario

A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are

(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded

by M_ar August 17, 2019