Mario

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.

“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”

by 2inchpinch June 6, 2020

Mario

A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.

Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.

by MinecraftGuatemalan June 30, 2017

Mario

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.

"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"

by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011

Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.

your such a mario

by I friking love u March 29, 2009

Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

MARIO

Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.

Did you see mario last night

"Yeh, pretty hot right, I'd bang him"

by Freddieptv April 14, 2017

Mario

Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”

Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins

I’ve been playing mario since I was a kid. My favorite mario game is super mario galaxy

by Hitler the great July 7, 2020