manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

Manitize

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.

When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.

by Ro London October 17, 2008

maniyah

A ugly bitch thats flatter then a wall

Jalynn: Maniyah is so fake
MANIYAH: im telling

by Maniyah March 6, 2018

Manit

A spazz that no one likes

Ugh he’s such a Manit

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.

It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.

by gee_ March 7, 2018