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Manface

Someone who has mastered the art of detatching himself from all recognisable human emotion. Originated as a human but has evolved into a pseudo-machine. Function. Efficiency. Binary.
Woman, I cannot compute this love that you speak of. Speak no more, or you will feel the wrath of Manface.
by Dr Horse October 28, 2004
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Manfoot

A girl who thinks she's 'it' and better than everyone...but really she look like a man! And talks like a man and is extremely ugly!
Urgh it's manfoot!
by fudge&cream August 11, 2008
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manface

When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.
"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."
by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006
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Manflick

A chickflick that is soley intended for the viewing of men and, while possessing the same qualities and aspects of a chickflick, associates with the common man, thus creating a strong liking for the film.
The movie, "Dan in Real Life" is a manflick.
by T Masta Funk October 17, 2008
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Manflower

The moment when a guy, bends over in front of you in his birthday suit and you can see his penis hanging down to the ground; the testicals looliing like the lower leave on a flower leading up to the viewing of the star-shaped anus the looks like a sunflower. (the more hairy the anus are the better the flower looks)
I walked in to the bathroom and a guy was bent over with no clothes on; i saw his manflower! lmao
by oedipus complex extreme August 16, 2015
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ManFace

Did you see that ManFace? It tickled when she gave me head.
by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003
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ManFUPA

Refers to the fat upper penis area on a horrifically obese nerd like man who spends his time over eating at fast food restaurants and spending on average $65 - $85 a day on triple cheese burgers, fries and lard patties. Not able to have normal interactions with other humans, mostly because of people trying to harpoon the beast, or push him repeatedly back into the ocean.
Damn, that beast Harold has a ManFUPA. He is going to die if we don’t get him back in the ocean. Don’t try and take the cheeseburgers away from him, Don lost his arm that way and harpooned him last week with no effect. The spear hit him in the ManFUPA and was totally absorbed. Shelly saw Harold last week digging in his ManFUPA trying to find his penis when she questioned him on if what she saw was an inverted blowhole.
by Joy the Fatty October 13, 2008
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