Malcolm

Chopped. Just chopped

"Malcolm is so chopped" -Theology teacher

by The under taker February 18, 2025

MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.

The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass

by A NIGGA THAT DONT LIKE MALCOLM May 14, 2022

Malcolm

The most goated person on the planet

Oh Hey Malcolm

by I <3 Judy 🍑👅 November 10, 2020

Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Malcolm

REALEST NIGGA ON JAH 🤦🏿 ♂️💯 HE ALWAYS DOWN FOR THE NEW DAWN AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR HIS HOMIES.

ever heard of MALCOLM??? I don’t think so cuz you be fake asf 🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️

by Monke.irony forty four November 24, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025