malcolm melvin

Enjoys telling people to kill themselves, invented "The game" and frequently plays basement ball, and "name brand"

"Oh that dude just Malcolm Melvined it!"

malcolm melvin by Joey Misenhuffendurf January 27, 2014

Malcolm Young 

Malcolm Young is God. He founded AC/DC with his brother Angus and he was the brain and the fucking rhythm machine in AC/DC. He is the greatest rhythm guitarrist of all time according to most guitar players. He used to set his amp clean but played so hard that it was dirty and crunchy as fuck.

Malcolm Young plays guitar so well that I would fuck him

Malcolm Young by Samu Ortiga February 12, 2017

malcolm said 

It is a widely recognised fact that whatever malcolm says is true.

"I made a base on the moon", its true cos malcolm said it

malcolm said by Jacks241 February 23, 2019

Malcolm Layne Forbes 

How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.

Malcolm Layne Forbes is the human equivalent of soggy fake bread.

Malcolm Layne Forbes by The best person ever November 22, 2022

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

malcolm brown by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

Malcolm X 

A 1992 Spike Lee movie about some black Muslim civil rights leader who (ironically) met his demise when some black people shot him.

Obviously Lee couldn't get the rights to film MLK so a former drug dealer, pimp, and racist was the next best thing. Typical

Black guy: Hey man, did you see that new Spike Lee movie "Malcolm X"?

White guy: Yeah, I felt so guilty about some shit that happened at least one hundred years ago I took my whole family to see it.

Malcolm X by Anon1978 June 30, 2009

malcolm in the middle 

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity

Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.

malcolm in the middle by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009