iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

Maiden Error

Maiden Error, is a whispered name you hear throughout the work force.

Shit Maiden Error, All those below, come up above please.

by Jo Albert August 15, 2020

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012