drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

Lohan

Just like a Felix but is an introvert :)

Actually a genuinely good person.

Let’s go to the bar and get LOHANNED!

by Tittyslander March 9, 2021

Lohan

A sweet little guy who draws colorful little figures and is shorter than majority of his friends

There's Lohan, drawing whatever comes to mind.

It just looks like a rainbow?

That's the point.

by Cloudro July 18, 2023

Lohan

Lohan is my best friend I love him so much

Lohan is gay

by Gray is gay February 16, 2022

Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

Lindsey Lohan drink

Lindsey Lohan drink, Redheaded slut, with coke.

Jäger, peach shnaps, coca-cola, Lindsey Lohan drink

by Yourwelcome0 November 17, 2013

on lohan

explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you

store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.

stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.

by cybermedusa March 4, 2011