the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.
Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round
by teen persian May 3, 2009
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1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.
2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.
2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.
by Neptuner January 17, 2009
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While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.
Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.
by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008
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"Dude, my history book has some locker burn... half of the pages are missing!"
"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."
"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."
"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
by Xexeter February 27, 2010
Get the Locker Burn mug.The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.
by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011
Get the Lockergating mug.Someone who has not consumed any or very little alcohol during lockdown. Then when lockdown has eased they consume alcohol and become drunk very quickly.
"Blimey we are in the pub and Dave has only had 1 beer and he is wobbling all over the place. He has become a lockdown lightweight"
by Chelle_Belle78 June 1, 2020
Get the Lockdown Lightweight mug.The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
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