by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 11, 2023
A vibing license is a legal document with the help of which you can successfully pass a Vibe check.
The vibing license also gives you the authority to check other people's vibe.
If someone performs a vibe check on you and you show them your vibing license, you cannot be bonked.
A vibing license is handed out to:
Virgins
Closeted homosexuals
Individuals whomst watch Jojo's bizarre adventure
Owners of a 2007 pontiac vibe
Lofi hip hop listeners
People whomst have fist bumped Dwayne Johnson{
The vibing license also gives you the authority to check other people's vibe.
If someone performs a vibe check on you and you show them your vibing license, you cannot be bonked.
A vibing license is handed out to:
Virgins
Closeted homosexuals
Individuals whomst watch Jojo's bizarre adventure
Owners of a 2007 pontiac vibe
Lofi hip hop listeners
People whomst have fist bumped Dwayne Johnson{
by CEO of India October 22, 2019
Ah yes vibing license
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019
When a person gets a license to own and operate a gravponics system, they must get a gravponics license from the license grantor. It is the same as getting a license for anything else in this world. If you want to sell new Chevy products you get a license from Chevy.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013
by markoii April 02, 2022