pp on a lappy

when someones stream is extremely slow, so it looks like a powerpoint on a laptop

"your stream looks like a pp on a lappy right now"

by cockwank July 21, 2021

lappy

(noun) a shortened version of the word 'laptop', or 'laptop computer'.

Come take a look at my lappy!

Your lappy is overheating.

I just got a brand new lappy muthafuckaaa!

by laaaaaaaaaaaaaal August 15, 2009

LARProll

To understand the LARProll, you must first become familiar with the duckroll and rickroll. A duckroll was when someone gave you a link, telling you that it was some really super-awesome thing, but it turned out to be a picture of a duck on wheels. The duckroll is now extinct, and has been replaced by the rickroll, which is when someone gives you a link saying it's really super-awesome but it's really a music video for Rick Astley's hit song "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Now, you must also become familiar with LARP, Live Action Role Playing. This is when people dress up in costumes to act out scenes from what you might see in some fantasy game or something. (If you search for LARP on YouTube, you'll get some good examples. "LIGHTNING BOLT!!")

A LARProll is starting to become popular on the discussion forums for the MMORPG The Lord of the Rings Online (it may be on other MMO forums too, but I wouldn't know). It is when people post a link saying that it is really cool in-game footage but turns out to be a LARP video.

fraps of last night's TR massacre! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

runekeeper in-game video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8VMNymEPA

These were both LARProlls that I have come across.

by The Scyphozoa October 18, 2008

Lamppost

Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)

Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."

by HavingSoMuchFun November 28, 2016

Lapping

P plater go lapping to chuck laps around the Main Street of a small town

Sarah: Lets get the squad and go lapping in the commy
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm

by boonygal April 24, 2019

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005