(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.
Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"
by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.
by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

🎶 He’s always there
Inside your walls
But while you sleep
As your guard falls
He comes out of hiding
To roam the halls
Standing over your bed
Menacingly tall
Ghoulie Kong
Grabs you by the balls 🎶
Inside your walls
But while you sleep
As your guard falls
He comes out of hiding
To roam the halls
Standing over your bed
Menacingly tall
Ghoulie Kong
Grabs you by the balls 🎶
Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way
by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one
by haejsi April 9, 2020

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.
Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.
by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.
by gman7985 October 20, 2015

by Akithetroller82929 June 19, 2019
