Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

lanky kong

He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face

Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong

by MoloMan December 17, 2016

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

Ghoulie Kong

🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

King Kong

When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one

Hey dude i just hit that girl with the king kong move

by haejsi April 9, 2020

danny kong

An extremely broad and spicy sex position. Usually used in rape, along with a banana and other foods. One would shove the food up the butt, and come out the earlobe.

Dang Matt! You wana Danny Kong

by LezOnFleek August 9, 2016