{koh-dak-blok}
noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....
verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.
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noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....
verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.
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The morning after the wedding reception, Diane realized that her refurbished iPhune's camera kodackblocked her as all of her photographs were either too overexposed and blurry with its cheap uncontrollable flash or too underlit, underexposed, and blurry. Either way, no one or thing in the photographs could actually be identified in any of the flubbed photographs.
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Desserts that have been shared by so many spoons they are no longer palatable. Named after Sister Wives TV Show's Kody Brown, Kody brownies are any type of food that has been seriously passed around. The gross act of multiple forks in one dessert, saves on calories by loading up with backwash and fork crumbs. Food that started out as a good idea until it got shared by too many.
"There's nothing but backwash and hot fudge in that bowl, looks like you ordered the Kody Brownie Sundae"
"Ewe. Lipstic on the coffee cake, who ordered the Kody Brownies?"
"Yeah, three forks in one piece of cheese cake, keep your kody brownies, I'll have coffee"
"Ewe. Lipstic on the coffee cake, who ordered the Kody Brownies?"
"Yeah, three forks in one piece of cheese cake, keep your kody brownies, I'll have coffee"
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Get the Kody Peter Playdon mug.Kody is the whitest person you will ever meet. He is literally a walking flashbang. When he turns a corner everyone in the general vicinity becomes blind from how light his skin is. Kody can often be found Playing lacrosse or drinking Pina Coladas at a minibar.
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Get the kodzuu mug.When bacteria and fungus of the feet come in contact with a specific type of urine causing an infection with an extremely strong and putrid odor.
"Ewww, Rick took off his vans after skating all day and stepped in Michael's pee, he has the Kodi Toe now!"
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