Know-It-All (KIA): A species of human that cannot be told anything that they haven’t already heard and/or they know better than you at all times, in all circumstances, and will generally defy you with their dying breath. They cannot hear what you’re saying, but merely wait for your mouth to stop moving or texts to stop so they can tell you how/why/what. Narcissists and insecure individuals are known for this particular personality trait. Also, they were probably not breastfed.
1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
by Jenneration November 18, 2021
Get the KIAmug. Probably one of the most hyper people out there. While never meaning any harm, can sometimes offend people with their jokes. Can be a hit or miss type of person when it comes to being friends but in all, is nice.
by Ozzyecho May 16, 2022
Get the Kiamug. The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.
by ItsTeslaDude April 24, 2023
Get the Kia Optimamug. when theres two kia souls parked next to each other in a specific spot. next to each other, behind another one or in front, etc
by RiceOfCourse May 4, 2025
Get the kia soulmatemug. He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.
by San82 April 25, 2023
Get the Dirty Kiasmug.