Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020

Kale

Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.

Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale

by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020

kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well

wow kales is across the street let’s take a picture

by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.

OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her

by Feflyy July 22, 2022