Kaiden

An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.
P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.
by ianL April 05, 2024
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This person loves acoustic guitars, Loves pretending to Rap and tries to successful in life. This person will love to make music on people that do him wrong and so people will not mess with him and unfortunately does not understand the concept of "sorry". also likes taking pictures even though its not the greatest since his career is non-existent.
me : ur pictures suck kaiden

him : We just young staws spitting baws at the pawk until the day gets dawk
by Bro is mad :) July 13, 2024
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me: omg u r veddy botifel

kaiden: yuh
by ..haha January 05, 2021
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a person who will make you laugh when you are blue , with brown dreads and is very good looking he attracts lot of friends and girls. loves to solves mystery and puzzles. as a lot of drip and loves shoes mostly jordans. kaiden is always there when you are at your worst moments to cheer you up, kaiden also loves basketball.
everybody needs a kaiden in there life
by kaiden get the girls November 22, 2021
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AAAAAAAAAA KAIDEN IS THE NAME OF MY BOYFRIEND. HES HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. ANDDD HE HATES JJBA. WHAT THE FUCK. HE GOT ME INTO JOJO. KAIDEN IF YOU EVER SEE THIS I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRY. ALSO GUESS WHAT IM FUCKING ONMISEXUAL AND A DEMI GIRL.

WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK UP WITH HIM YOU SAY?
I STILL LOVE HIM.
Me: Nikki kaiden's being a piece of shit again.

Nikki:Why don't you break up with him?

Me:Idk it's kinda like mixed feelings y'know?

Nikki:Yeah i guess..
by Stenity June 21, 2021
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A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind
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Kaiden is a nice person, He has some kinda close friends and has major anger issues that we just not talk about, He has manners and he’s not rude to girls, Get yourself a kaiden!
Jacob: Kaiden is like my bestie!
Maddi: Really? sounds like a cool guy,
by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023
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