in a jocker

In a very bad state.

I saw Dickie Rock on the tele last night. His head was in a jocker.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

on your [jock]

1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them

That guy was totally on your jock.
She is always on my jock.
Get off my jock.

by Trinity Scarf April 2, 2008

jock itch

1. Tinea cruris, or ringworm of the groin area. Tinea is a fungus or yeast-like organism that is normally found on skin but overgrows into an infection when there is a weakened state or unbalance. Tinea can also infect the feet (athlete's foot, tinea pedis), the body, or the scalp (ringworm, not a worm at all, given the name from the spreading of the infection that makes a sort of round ring-like red mark on the margins of the infected area.)

Jock itch was said by Bill Cosby to be "better than a good woman", referring to the utter relief found by uninterrupted scratching to relieve the nasty itch.

2. The yearning to be an athlete by a physically unremarkable nerdy kid.

Beauregard kept his wife Fanny up all night with his incessant scratching of his scrotum. Finally, tired of the bed shaking, she tossed him out with the hounds, saying if he wanted to scratch his privates, he could do it in company that appreciated such activities. Beauregard retorted that she was remarkably unsympathetic about his jock itch and reminded her how he was completely sensitive to her situation when she had a yeast infection. Beauregard is getting used to sleeping permanently in the dog house.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL December 29, 2005

camel jockey

term used in derogatory fashion to describe anyone from the middle east

ahmed is a camel jockey

by themainevent November 17, 2003

big jock knew

This refers to the sex scandal involving members of celtic boys club who are apart of celtic football club. Jock Stein knew about the child abuse going within the boys club, specifically youth coach Jim Torbett who raped players such as Alan Brazil. Jock Stein knew about this however he never went to the police, instead he covered the scandal up.

Person A: Big Jock Knew
Person B: He did the cunt
Person C: Oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew.

by celticbhoylover July 2, 2007

jock

A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.

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by Bill June 18, 2004

desk jockey

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.

What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...

by Speedstan May 19, 2008