jelanis

Jelanis is the gayest, prettiest, cutest girl you will ever know. If you know a Jelanis, you’re the luckiest person alive.

Jelanis has a fat ass

by weeblover76 September 26, 2019

Jelani

Sexiest man alive. Funny as fuck. He cares about you a lot. He always wants you to text first. He is lowkey shy, he just won’t tell you.

That cute boy’s name is jelani.

by miah. November 24, 2021

Jelani

A gay person who loves to eat mens ass. All girls puts him in the friend zone because he is not someone a girl can like.

Jelani need to stop behaving like a child

by Cristia brown February 28, 2022

jetlag

Starting the week at work early after sleeping long during the weekend.

This jetlag just hits me every Monday morning

by vindevaude October 18, 2008

jefawk

some retard getting glasses.
commonly used as an adjective

noah : i just got glasses
brock : dude you look totally jefawk

by twifag March 27, 2009

jelani king

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances

1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines

by temporary spastic January 4, 2012

Jetlag

When a girl looks way different than her profile picture irl

Guy 1: Dude she's so cute

Guy 2: Dont even think about it. Major jetlag, she ugly af

by Trumanblink April 4, 2017