Jared

Superstar

We love Jared

by Johnny Soda December 19, 2016

jaedyn

Jaedyn is a very beautiful girl but doesn’t know it. Jaedyn is very strong and overprotective. She will support you no matter what. Jaedyn is a very gorgeous girl. she’s always there for you. she is very good to tell things to because she keeps secrets. So you should always love a Jaedyn.

Mia: who are you texting?
Alexis: im texting jaedyn
Mia: oh your lucky to have a jaedyn

by itzz._.lexiii July 7, 2021

Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 21, 2010

Smell like Jared

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

by Colonel Fucking Mexico March 5, 2016

Jared

Weed. Marijuana.

"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jaredgasm

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.

while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm

by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019