Jared

To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.

Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.

You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
by RobinAmerica July 07, 2009
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Jared

The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.
"Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."
by The Jared December 26, 2008
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(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.
'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'
by Hair-product lover June 03, 2009
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One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.
by jed kenney March 26, 2008
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A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.
ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.
by spankyanky ham April 25, 2008
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A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.
Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.
by Stuhna September 27, 2010
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A fatass dick sucking nigga who loves to eat
Omg Jared sucked his dick behind the dumpster
by Jared stock April 04, 2017
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