To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.
Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.
You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
by RobinAmerica July 07, 2009
The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.
by The Jared December 26, 2008
(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.
by Hair-product lover June 03, 2009
by jed kenney March 26, 2008
A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.
by spankyanky ham April 25, 2008
by Stuhna September 27, 2010
by Jared stock April 04, 2017