Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.
Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?
by Lean Deemz April 2, 2008
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Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.
Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence
by jakezeller January 9, 2020
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You made me ink

When you have a large orgasm that kind of looks like a stroke and the flood gates open.
Girl: Omg you made me ink that was incredible! Where’s the mop!?
by Black Guy Harry June 7, 2018
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...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.
I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.
by Larry in underwriting December 20, 2009
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