Ironing Board

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 07, 2010

Touch Iron

Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.

Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.

Examples;

''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''

''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''

by SwedishChad1488 March 17, 2022

iron closet

It usually means: A homosexual that will never admit that he/she is homosexual

Angel has an iron closet, they'll never tell ANYONE they're homosexual

by Gamer1515 April 02, 2016

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

Iron Golem

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.

The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018

Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

Iron Ass

A stern, unyielding, unwavering, taxing, unabating, arduous, demanding person.

Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.

by mlhiss November 06, 2015