Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

the mystic

A song by Adam Jensen

I can't stop listening to the mystic, it's so good!

by Noctico July 7, 2017

Mystical gay

Gay men who listen to more than just lady gaga

A mystical gay would say when provoked ‘Its not gaga, its folk actually’

by Sagal March 27, 2025

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

mystic Angel

A person who Mystically appears in Stoke, becomes 2nd in command of the Sesh Bears, formally know as Dick the Greek, very hairy and tanned, drinks Stella with Morgsy Bear

Another one going for a Mystic Angel at Haversham House

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022

Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.

“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

mystic

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo

Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022