Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

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Introducting

Using duct tape for the first time.

You better watch out ese, Stefan be introducting and is out of control.

by BEVMATLOCK May 1, 2010

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Instructional Sex

Where you have sex upon given instructions from someone that is not your normal sexual partner.

Charlotte gave me some in-depth instructions on how I should have sex with my husband last night. It was the best instructional sex I’ve had.

by INQBUS November 7, 2017

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lilintrovert

A cool nibba

Lil____intro____vert is a cool nibba.

by Figger naggot named ebag January 19, 2018

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A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010

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Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

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