Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 17, 2017

The INK Fighter

1. The mother of rabbies

2. Unoriginal Content Creator Overall

Look kids, it's The Ink Fighter (Unoriginal Content Creator)

by Yuson September 24, 2018

Ink in the Pink

Tattoos in the genital region

Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...

by von groovy June 28, 2019

ink fever

when you get a new tattoo, and all you want for the next few weeks is more ink!

John: dude, I got this sick tat for my grandma last week.

Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?

by STAY of 2015 HWRHS February 26, 2017

ink jerker

One who jerks off to animation, which is typically drawn with ink.

Toby, I can't believe you're an ink jerker! Put that hentai away

by 32vtk June 02, 2022

Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013