Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 07, 2020

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 03, 2020

dumb mao

An analogy of dumb used for people who don’t like to swear and for those who just want to have a laugh. Can also be used to define a dumb cat.

Cody does something dumb. Jordan “ you dumb mao”.

by Wattsimp July 14, 2021

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

Mao (from Discord)

this bitch emo as hell i hope they fall into a pit and die a painful death

"Mao (from Discord) is the leader of the First Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and founder of the People's Republic of China from 1893 to 1974."

by dathaniels February 10, 2024