backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 22, 2017

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 09, 2021

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 17, 2009

Backseat BBQ

When two people are doing it in a car with the windows up and one of them farts.

Ugh I was banging this guy it was a total backseat BBQ.

by Holyceiling June 04, 2009

BACKSEATER

MILLENIALS. YOUNG ADULTS THAT WERE BORN BETWEEN 1980'S AND 1990'S. THEY GREW UP RIDING IN CARS IN THE BACK SEAT IN THEIR OWN "CARSEAT". WHEN THEY WERE SMALLER THEY WERE FACING THE BACK OF THE CAR, IT WASN'T UNTIL THEY WERE BIGGER THAT THEY WERE FACING FORWARD. THEIR PERCEPTION OF LIFE WAS NOT A "CLEAR VIEW" AS THEY HAD ALL OF THEIR LITTLE TOYS HANGING DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY WATCHED MOVIES ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF THEM.

THAT GIRL IS A BACKSEATER. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE FULL PICTURE.
THAT GUY SURE IS A BACKSEATER, ALL HE SEE'S IS HIS SIDE.

by CANDLESTcandlestickmakercandle August 20, 2017