Resting Dick Bulge

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid

Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?

by Elbowgrease2 November 22, 2022

D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

Bulging buns n mayo

The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.

My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.

by Crazybird69 September 9, 2021

bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.

"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008

Stank Bulge

Noun- When you are sitting in such a way that you fart and the fart goes forward and between your testicle and leg. The moment when the air is trapped between your testicle and your leg is the moment you have a stank bulge.

Guy 1: Dude I did something embarrassing last night with my girl
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.

by Anti-Rapistry April 18, 2021

Lacking in the bulge

When you have a dick that’s not very big compared to other guys

Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”

by みすりす December 27, 2024

Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024