jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023

gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner May 3, 2018

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again

I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet

by IM GEY February 15, 2018

Nigg jiffy

Are you down /you in

You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us

by Wisecumapple May 15, 2022