Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

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When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought

Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023

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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 03, 2018

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Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

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Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 03, 2018

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