to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......
to later use as a booty call
to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010

by CharEast January 11, 2009

by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.
by amywarhol May 12, 2011

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.
by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007
