humblebragging

verb: to say in a covert yet boastful manner. To show off with indirect phrasing.

Pretty much anything Gwyneth Paltrow tweets can be considered humblebragging.

"Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really." -Gwyneth Paltrow

by coffeenmorphine September 8, 2011

Humble with a bit of Kanye

A person that is humble but has an obnoxious and a bit of a cocky side.

Yeah she can be humble with a bit of Kanye.

by Erxneyy December 10, 2016

hurkles

The feeling felt when being tickled. A Mixture of Pain and Tickles.

Stop Tickleing me! it Hurkles!

by Mark Cahill July 14, 2006

Hurgle

The "urghaa" sound emitted at the end of a stream of projectile vomit, or when the stomach is still contracting but there's nothing left in there to come back up.

"Did I hear a nasty old hurgle or two?"

"Yep, Kate's in the bathroom. Too many peach schnapps".

by Bolloxinator January 1, 2012

hubble middle school

A place of hell. It's like satans home. Don't ever make anyone go there.

Hubble middle school made me scared every time I walked through the door.

by Fuckingkittykat March 21, 2017

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

humbleflex

To be successful at what you do in life and never have to show off or brag about your achievements. Basically, your results speak for themselves.

Bro, Jesus stay humbleflexing, you mean this man was 100% God and 100% Man... like one moment he can sleeping during a storm and next moment is he'll tell the winds and wave to shut up.

by jumpman_flex December 7, 2020