a person who rides bmx bikes at skate parks, even when it is clearly posted, "no bikes allowed." characteristics include "snaking" your run, trying ridculus tricks they can never do, and clogging areas by just standing in a larg group in an inapproperate place.
the name is given to them by bladers and boarders who grow tired of their presance. it comes from the fact that the seats on their bike is positioned in a fashion so the skinny part of it is jammed directly up their rectum after every trick that they try to do.
they should also be given the most credit for tearing things up with their pegs. in short, the reason why most people don't want skating on their property, ruining it for everyone else.
also called rump riders, biker fags, homo riders, emo bike fags.
the name is given to them by bladers and boarders who grow tired of their presance. it comes from the fact that the seats on their bike is positioned in a fashion so the skinny part of it is jammed directly up their rectum after every trick that they try to do.
they should also be given the most credit for tearing things up with their pegs. in short, the reason why most people don't want skating on their property, ruining it for everyone else.
also called rump riders, biker fags, homo riders, emo bike fags.
blader: damn metal humpers are tearing up the rails again with their pegs.
boarder; yeah, don't they realize that no one wants them here.
boarder; yeah, don't they realize that no one wants them here.
by dark_graham May 29, 2006
by kg September 03, 2004
Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.
James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.
by K-Poe June 30, 2006
My best friend Jimmy is a corpse humper.
After brutally murdering his wife, Stan raped her dead body; and became a corpse humper forever.
After brutally murdering his wife, Stan raped her dead body; and became a corpse humper forever.
by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005
Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.
by rePharaoh February 20, 2008
A person who just follows you around all day, being a pest. They always get mad when you tell them to get lost.
by Shawn B. October 17, 2003
A name given to a person or group of people who consider themselves rock climbers. Whether they climb professionally or for recreation, man or woman, they are all rock humpers.
This name was given to this unique group by me due to my inability to understand their passion for climbing on rocks. I believe that they like rocks more than people. They enjoy climbing so much that it seems only natural to suggest that they have a relationship with the rock that goes beyond the need to not only climb it but dominate it like a dog does another.
These unique individuals usually gather in groups weekly, humping man-made artificial indoor cliffs.
Can also be shortened to 'humpers' to dramatically increase the effect.
This name was given to this unique group by me due to my inability to understand their passion for climbing on rocks. I believe that they like rocks more than people. They enjoy climbing so much that it seems only natural to suggest that they have a relationship with the rock that goes beyond the need to not only climb it but dominate it like a dog does another.
These unique individuals usually gather in groups weekly, humping man-made artificial indoor cliffs.
Can also be shortened to 'humpers' to dramatically increase the effect.
Me: "Hey Tucker, you goin' humpin' this weekend ?"
Them: "Hells yeah, you know it. We're humpin da shit out of the Red River Gorge."
Me: "Can you believe that they would rather go climbing than go to the best concert ever ? What a bunch of rock humpers."
My team: "Can you believe those humpers think they can beat us in football ?? I mean come on, you can hump yosemite but you can't catch or throw a pass !"
Them: "Hells yeah, you know it. We're humpin da shit out of the Red River Gorge."
Me: "Can you believe that they would rather go climbing than go to the best concert ever ? What a bunch of rock humpers."
My team: "Can you believe those humpers think they can beat us in football ?? I mean come on, you can hump yosemite but you can't catch or throw a pass !"
by bb0bbby February 29, 2008