Justin Hoffert

the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D

Justin Hoffert's cock is the size of Texas...

by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011

Lewis Hoffman

Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.

Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.

WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN

by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017

Dalton Hoffart

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.

Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.

by pleasestopidek October 1, 2019

hoffblock

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing

man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister

by hoffblocked April 29, 2011

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

thomas hoffman

Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.

This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!

by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018

Hoffhasseling

Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing

•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)

Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010