Hobosexual

When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight

We just went hobosexual

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

Hobosexual

Definition; A homeless person who will perform sexual favors for a place to charge their phones,use wifi, eat and sleep.

"It's so embarrassing that Tyler is such a hobosexual,he doesn't even care that everyone knows."

by Toohardforthefrontyard April 26, 2023

Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 22, 2011

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.

Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022

Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.

Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!

by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022

Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024