Skin Hoagie

A person who acts like a total dick and is unkind to people in general. A skin hoagie also takes joy in complaining vocally about everything and thinks they are better than others at everything.

"Man, Ken really is a skin Hoagie"

by JohnnySandDollar September 10, 2020

Twin hoagie

When two plus size twins go down on a penis smaller in comparison to them

Dude these two chicks just gave me a sloppy twin hoagie

by Youngs4ndwich01 June 8, 2016

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!

by C.S-ball June 21, 2011

new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.

Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.

by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013

Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.

I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.

by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023

hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"

"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"

by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022