Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Hernandezmug. The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021
Get the Hernandez Shufflemug. Straight Awesome guy, Cool, 100% funny, always friends with Spanish people, slightly racist, Cool dude
by Berryos June 19, 2024
Get the Isayah Hernandezmug. Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadassmug. by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are SalsasulitoyuluhuSmug. Whenever you are so lame that your parents can sense it before giving birth. Probably not even mexican, or only a distant relitive was mexican. Has a massive forehead and is too talkitive. Allthough is sometimes is nice and selfless.
by Seven the destroyerp November 6, 2018
Get the seven hernandezmug. The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014
Get the Elmer Hernandezmug.